This is an official application for friendship. In order to be considered, the application must be completed in its entirety. This is also pending a satisfactory completion of background check and competency/intelligence test

This is a sure fire test to determine if that person you want in your life as a true friend is worthy of you.

Name (Yours please) __________________________________
Number of current friends (real life)  ____________________________
Number of Facebook friends ___________________________

Differential:  If Facebook friends to real friends is more than a 4 to 1 ratio, bad sign!

Do you smoke? ______
How often to you drink (Days a week) _________
How many minutes a month do you average on your mobile? __________
How many texts a month do you average on your mobile? ____________

When you are at the dinner table are you eyes on:

Television with the game on ______
Your phone on the table ______
Your friends/date ______
(Don’t lie, I will know)

When a friend calls you do you:

Call back when you can _______
Text them and say “whats up?” _______
Ignore it and call back when you are bored _______

How often to you Facebook stalk?

1 – 2 Times a week _________
3 – 5 Times a week _________
6 – 10 Times a week _________
11+ _________

Do you make plans ahead or do you wait until the last minute and if you have nothing to do, you call all your friends to hang out? _____________

When you make a plan, what is the percentage of time you will meet your commitment? _________

Do you typically call your friends or wait for them to call you?  ______________

What is your preferred method of communicating to your friends:

• In person                 _______
• Text                            _______
• Talking on phone  _______
• Skype                         _______
• Walkie Talkie          _______
• Other                         _______

What something important happens in your life, how do you tell your friends:

• Group Text                                 ___________
• Facebook Announcement   ___________
• Call them                                    ___________
• Individual Text                       ___________
• Write a blog                              ___________
• Call a meeting                          ___________

Do you check in everywhere you go?  _______

Do you take pictures everywhere you go and upload on Facebook or Google+?  _______

Can you go an entire day without your phone?  _______

Rank these things in order of importance in your life:

• Car                         ____________
• Phone                   ____________
• Family                  ____________
• Friends                ____________
• Money                 ____________
• Job                        ____________
• Alcohol/Drugs ____________
• Laptop/Tablet ____________
• Clothes/Shoes ____________

A friend is taken to the hospital do you:

• Drop everything and go immediately to see them     ________________
• Text them and see if they are ok                                        ________________
• Call them or a family member to check in                     ________________
• Assume they are ok and go on with your life               ________________
• Wait for someone to update you                                      ________________
• Make a plan to see them later                                            ________________

A friend needs a shoulder to cry on, do you:

• Ignore it because you hate dealing with bad news and emotions            _________________
• Offer to be there for them as long as they need you                                       _________________
• Promise to be there but something always comes up                                   _________________
• Try to get another friend to take your place                                                     _________________

If a friend gives you a gift, do you:

• Refuse because you don’t want to buy them one            ______________
• Refuse because you are modest                                            ______________
• Accept graciously                                                                       ______________

It is your friends birthday, you:

• Take the lead in planning                                                                        ________________
• Hope someone else takes the lead and wait to be invited         ________________
• Hope nothing happens because you hate buying gifts               ________________
• Accept that a wall update happy birthday is enough                  ________________